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There's really nothing to talk about here. I put a webserver inside a teapot which fully implements RFC2324 section 2.3.2.

ESP32 webserver running on a teapot.

The webserver (if you're lucky) is currently accessible at teapot.strayfade.com, although who knows how long it will stay there. Moving from place to place and keeping track of the constantly-changing IP address of an actual teapot might be too much for me.

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From MDN Web Docs

The HTTP 418 I'm a teapot status response code indicates that the server refuses to brew coffee because it is, permanently, a teapot. A combined coffee/tea pot that is temporarily out of coffee should instead return 503. This error is a reference to Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol defined in April Fools' jokes in 1998 and 2014.